
I love Halloween. What better time of year for a demon to have a party? To celebrate that inner demon within all of us. And if you actually are a demon, how could it get any better than that?
Now who's gorgeous? *Kiss* Are you gorgeous? Are you? Of course you are. You are the most gorgeous thing to ever walk the outer rings of hell. Hey - do you mind? I need a moment of privacy with...my reflection.
What can I say about Lena? She is one smokin' demon. She was hot before hot was...hot."Hey, Lena. Wanna get down and funky?"
"Bite me."
"If only, baby, if only."
Oh man, shot down. That's a bummer to the extreme. And by Lena. Sigh! I guess I'll end up alone tonight. I think I'll go hit the buffet table. I don't really need to eat traditional mouth chewing food, as I suck the soul out of my victims for sustenance, but sometimes it's fun to gnaw on a turkey leg or let jello slide down my throat. Ooh! I think there's even some potato salad!

Mmm. I never knew ginger ale was so good. It's so...fizzy. Wait a minute. Who's that? She's the most gorgeous demon I've ever seen. She's even more gorgeous than me! Excuse me, I'm going in for a closer look.

Hot, hot, hot! Her name is Kalla. Just look at that skin. It's like someone rubbed powdered sapphires all over her perfect body. It glistens under the light. And her hair! A shimmering midnight/royal blue. Her deep azure eyes are deeper than any earthly ocean I've ever seen. And Kalla is a fantastic dancer. She actually seems to like me. Turn up the music, Ramone! My feet feel happy!
The music is hopping, the bass echoing through the floor beneath dancing feet. People, oblivious to their surroundings, sway, jump, gyrate, or flop to the rythym - whichever way the music moves them. Kalla and I dance all night. She's hypnotizing. She's an enchantress, casting her spell over me. I can't resist her. Could this be demon love? We dance until we are too tired to move. The party eventually dwindles and the others start to leave. I give Kalla my address and invite her to stop by anytime. I want to know more about her.
Oh, my head. The next morning, the sun shines much too brightly. I'm left with a mess of monstrous proportions. The demons ripped through the buffet table, drank everything from the bar, left trash all over the floor, broke one of my dancing skeletons so its arm swings at an awkward angle, dispersed my favorite cobwebs, and emptied my punch barrel. I think they even used all the bubble stuff in my bubble blower. But you know what? It was worth it. I met Kalla. I hope she wasn't a dream.Why are you talking so loud? Go away. Let me die in peace.